In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth. And then, roughly thirteen billion years later a loser was born. The most important loser in the history of boring losers.

Steve Finkle thinks he's just a regular guy, but he's about to find out that he's a direct descendent of the messiah himself, Jesus Christ, and the boss is finally coming back -- in the form of Steve's grandson, decades in the future. (and no, that's not "kind of like incest". Not even a little bit.)

Now the heroes of the Old Testament are returning to the earth to protect Steve from the forces of darkness. King David, in the guise of a world-famous rock star, will be his personal bodyguard. Which is good news for Steve, since the bumbling members of an ancient cult are currently vying for his blood, not to mention the seductive demoness, determined to lure him over to the dark side by any means necessary.

The only thing certain for Steve now is that his future will be anything but boring.

This novella is 13,000 words long and the first in the Godsmacked series

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• Publication Date: January 30, 2012
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• Print Length: 45 Pages
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