Ex-dating Guru "Golden" Moe Mercedes is possessed with a powerful vision. He wants to start a congregation of faithful followers and then ship them off to South America where they can be bask in his wonderful glow. But vision isn't the only thing that's possessing Moe Mercedes these days. Deep inside him lies an ancient darkness, a terrible force that threatens to destroy anyone who comes into his path.

Elsewhere in LA, the grandfather-to-be of the second coming of Jesus Christ (it's a long story), Steve Finkle receives a letter from his ex-girlfriend. She says that her latest boyfriend has gone insane with power after starting a cult and now she's afraid for her life. Looks like it's up to Steve to do something about it.
Together with his room-mate, the one time king of ancient Israel now famous rock-star David Guthrie, Steve must infiltrate the cult of Mercedology and accompany the Moeites to their secret base in South America before it's too late and the love of his life is no more.
Along the way they team up with a local bad-boy and his elderly grandfather, an eccentric witchdoctor with a taste for the Grateful Dead, and zoom towards a climactic confrontation with the demonic self-help guru and his hellish congregation.
These are the early days of the apocalypse and Steve Finkle's finally starting to get used to all the weird.

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• Publication Date: May 6, 2012
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Print Length: 47 Pages
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