Kittens are born into a strange and fascinating environment that can quickly become terrifying without a helping paw. Why is your primate holding a tiny superhero costume in front of you and smiling? What you should do about it? Kittenhood: Orientation should be the first book every kitty reads. At over 20 pages in length, this tome may stretch the average kitten's attention span to the breaking point, but the treasure trove of intel it contains is worth the trouble. The vast intellectual wasteland before you is known as humanity, and your sojourn in the midst of it is not a punishment. You are the vanguard of the future. You are the hope of the earth. And you are not alone. Socks McDuff, spymaster and author, lived a life of espionage before dedicating his life to training you, the next generation of covert operatives. While other cats might spend their retirement resting their harbles in a nice sunspot, Socks will not rest (more than 19 hours a day) until his task is complete. _______________Excepts________________ You can sleep anywhere and in any position while your servants require space-age back support, extra cushioning, comfort wraps, heating pads, white noise machines, and often, prescription pharmaceuticals. With all that, they still can't get as comfortable as you can while dangling off the ironing board... remember, it is always more fun to toy with a human than to play with any toy. Don't underestimate your need for nice long nap breaks. You'll be awake nearly 8 hours a day for most of your life. Don't be a hero.

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• Publication Date: November 19, 2012
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 27 Pages
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