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Whom God Would Destroy Kindle Edition
Luke Rhinehart, author of the cult classic, "The Dice Man," called "Whom God Would Destroy," “a wonderful novel, with an original comic vision and style that had me laughing aloud.”
Whom God Would Destroy is a thought provoking novel about God, insanity, Big Macs, space aliens and the search for the Ultimate Orgasm...but mostly it's about taking reality with a pillar of salt.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMay 5, 2010
- File size889 KB
Editorial Reviews
Review
-Luke Rhinehart (author of ("The Dice Man")
5 Stars - "I loved it...it is delightful, and a quick read. I had a blast in its pages and I can easily recommend it to those of you out there who like a little peanut-butter-nuttiness with your religion."
- Midwest Book Review
5 Stars- Winner of the Heretic Badge of Honor (Spring 2011) - "Whom God Would Destroy is the most brilliant irreligious romp I've been fortunate enough to read...This is a novel of celestial proportions."
- The Scattering
4 Stars- "Smart and funny, the book makes an insightful commentary about the medicated age we live in...a novel filled with ideas that challenges the notion of reality--there is much to enjoy." - K. Harris (Amazon Top 10 Hall of Fame Reviewer)
From the Author
From the Inside Flap
- Voltaire
"When I do good I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I think greed is healthy. You can be greedy and still feel good about yourself."
- Ivan Boesky
"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
- Needham, Harper and Steers
More praise for WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY:
"Only two or three times in my life have I had a chance to read novel in manuscript form that was much better and more original than ninety percent of the published books I read. WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY was one of these"
- Luke Rhinehart (author of The Dice Man)
"Whom God Would Destroy is in a word, brilliant. In another few: hilarious, irreverent, and downright heretical."
- The Scattering
"Thematically, not many books can tackle so many serious subjects in such an absurd but meaningful way. Commander Pants touches on mental health, medication, religion, consumerism, selfishness, sexuality, reality and Big Macs."
- Eclectic-Eccentric
"If you look past the laughs and the intriguingly outlandish plot, you might get to thinking about some of the ideas explored in the story...The reader doesn't have to think about this stuff if he doesn't want to...But you probably will end up pondering at least one of these issues, and wonder how Commander Pants managed to be so amusing and thought provoking at the same time."
- Illiterarty
"This novel builds to an amazing and satisfying climax, and will provide the reader with quite a few things to ponder over several days after turning the last page."
- Geldred
""WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY is on of those books that has so many themes going on (a vengeful God, consumerism, mental illness, medication and aliens) it's any wonder the story makes sense; however, the author did a great job of tying them all together using a velvet hammer disguised as a satirical storyline."
- Bookfetish
"It pleasantly reminded me of one of the darker Hitchhiker's Guide books - slightly surreal, yet quite enjoyable."
- Beth's Book Review
"I enjoyed it - this fun poke at psychiatry and religion and Mickey-D-lovin' aliens, along with a sincere but clever and witty exploration of the debate about medicating the mentally ill. It provokes thought amidst its dark humor and unapologetic blasphemy."
- Nanny Goats in Panties
"...But funny hi-jinks aside, we found a rather poignant message embedded in the story: Happiness may well be found in making other people happy. Simple. Easy. Okay, okay...so that particular message was imparted by a returned-to-Earth-Jesus who is having fun manipulating us sheep-like mortals. But we liked it nonetheless."
- Reader's Respite
From the Back Cover
"WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY is a wonderful novel, with an original comic vision and style that had me laughing aloud. Commander pants has created a unique cast of characters and tells a story that gets increasingly mad as we proceed, climaxing in a series of scenes, each topping the previous one. Read it!"
- Luke Rhinehart (author of "The Dice Man")
"A light-hearted romp through the big boys of serious topics - WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY examines the subjects of religion, psychiatry, the mentally ill and alien conspiracies in a sniggeringly hilarious plot twists and a whole new understanding of the universe as it is."
- Illiterarty
"Commander Pants has written a novel that cleverly forces one to question human nature while making us laugh."
- Reading Backwards
"Commander Pants has a gift for characterization and the rare ability to juggle and seamlessly interweave a series of largely-unrelated subplots...The Hitchhikers Guide to the Psyche, with a extra helping of blasphemy."
- Reading for Sanity
WHOM GOD WOULD DESTROY, a novel about God, insanity and the search for the Ultimate Orgasm!
About the Author
His less-than-mysterious alter-ego, Steven May, has invented the party board game, Acronymble (acronymble.com), as well as the 2-player abstract strategy game, Fourt (currently in the design phase with Monkey Pod Games). He has also created a museum installation piece called the "Interactive Aural Collage."
Product details
- ASIN : B003KK57G4
- Publisher : Pantsateria; 2nd edition (May 5, 2010)
- Publication date : May 5, 2010
- Language : English
- File size : 889 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 316 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #3,194,201 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #3,972 in Metaphysical Science Fiction eBooks
- #5,008 in Satire
- #5,739 in Humorous Science Fiction (Books)
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The best comparison I can make for the advanced SF reader would have to be Philip K. Dick's classic The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. Not only is WGWD in a similar league of impressive titulature, the author's writing style has a comparable what the heck? effect. Like PKD, CP's novel WGWD (see what I did there?) treads the border of idiosyncratic and incomprehensible-and does so admirably well.
Recommendation: Devout Christians probably shouldn't read WGWD. No, devout Christians definitely shouldn't read this book. Spoiler alert: Devout Christians might start crying if they read this book. But for the rest of us, Whom God Would Destroy is the most brilliant irreligious romp I've been fortunate enough to read.
Reading Time: 2-3 weeks in a busy month.
Availability: At $0.99 as an ebook, WGWD is a blasphemous bargain. This is one of the highest-quality indie books I've reviewed on the Scattering, and far and away the most entertaining.
Oliver is sort of the Everyman of mental health. As an outreach counselor, he's surrounded by the mentally unstable, and in truth, he's often a little befuddled by it all. Until he meets Jeremy (yeah...that'd be God). Then things get a little weird for this mild mannered, innocuous little man.
Take one God, one Everyman, a few functioning neurotics and psychotics, questionable therapy, drugs, sex, and aliens on a quest to either experience the Ultimate Orgasm or kill everyone trying, and you've got one seriously messed up but completely compelling pseudo masterpiece of blasphemous delight.
I was genuinely surprised at how very much I enjoyed this wacky little tale. It's not my normal cuppa, that's for sure. Despite that, I found myself drawn into the story and eerily caught by the antics of the characters. As it turns out, I liked it quite a bit. Oh, I knew I was going to have a special place in my heart for the blasphemy. I do so love a good blaspheme. What I wasn't expecting was a rather remarkably well-told satirical parable.
Credit must be given to the author known by his Commander Pants nom de plume (at least I sincerely hope it's a nom de plume). It's not often that I find such convincing evidence of a truly gifted storyteller with solid technical writing skills, and certainly not amongst independent authors. The smooth level of sophistication in the characters and the narrative and a slick but spatter-patterned plot imbues this story with a unique freshness that was very appealing.
The plot was bizarre. And twisted. It first snagged, then held my attention with its seemingly random and wacky happenstance. Sure, it danced the rumba over the line between mad brilliance and absurdity more than once, and a few of the plot points seemed a bit unnecessary (I still don't know what the point of Greg's storyline was), but to be fair, it's also entirely possible that I just lack the superlative erudition necessary to fit every one of the pieces together. With a book like this, it's a little hard to tell.
I definitely wouldn't recommend this to those for whom religion is as serious a subject as Big Macs are to the OOklah. For everyone else, though, especially those with a fondness for the freaky and a preference for the peculiar, this is a weird but oddly entertaining bit of blasphemy that I heartily embraced.
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Reviewed for One Good Book Deserves Another.
Disclaimer: I was provided a copy of this book for free from the author for the purpose of an honest review...though he may have had more nefarious intentions. Like instilling random fast food cravings, a yearning for big hair bands, and a weird aversion to the therapy that I may need after reading this. Regardless, all ratings, thoughts, and feelings expressed in this review are my own.
Seriously (or at least as serious as I can be about this book), how people react to humor can vary and it is often dependent on the subjects they are capable of laughing at and those they always take seriously. I found this very funny. If none of the items above is one of your sacred cows, you should find it funny too.
**Originally written for "Books and Pals" book blog. May have received a free review copy. **
The cover art had me thinking that I was about to lose another bet..... After reading the first two pages, I realized the dice were still spinning. I just finished the last epilogue.... Progressive Jackpot!
I would have paid money for this book, and will for future works from this writer (unless I find them in a Laundromat first.....)
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The story itself is a convoluted tale centering on 6 or so characters (it might be more due to schizophrenia) in which the author seeks to have us question the validity of assuming people who make outlandish claims might simply be mentally ill. We are taken behind the mind, so to speak of these people and shown a world view that differs greatly from our carefully constructed reality.
The book, to me, was interesting and a little (not much) thought-provoking although I certainly would be stretching it to call it funny or comical but, then again, humour is subjective so your mileage may vary.
The tale seems to lag a bit in the middle third and just about loses its way before the author picks it up and stitches the narrative together again but, ultimately, I failed to see what, if any, point he was aiming at. To me, it felt a little unresolved at the end I'm afraid to say and I got the impression that the author had run out of ideas.
I think I was reading too much into the script!
It's fun and certainly worth a look at and I have no hesitation in recommending it to you.