FEED THE LAWYERS
a short story by Dale Andrew White
excerpted from the collection "Moe Howard Died For Our Sins"

Frequently accosted by vagrant litigators, Americans are becoming overwhelmed by the plight of this nation's growing officeless population. Despite government aid and fundraising efforts by Feed the Lawyers telethons and benefit concerts, the problem of underfed, underpriviliged and underpaid attorneys appears to be worsening - and those most in need of help are making it worse.

"... Dale Andrew White is a natural born storyteller with an especial flair for blending fantasy, whimsy, satire and a fevered imagination into original stories that are replete with ribald humor and reader-engaging novelty." Midwest Book Review

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THE LAST CORONATION by Dale Andrew White
excerpted from the collection "Return of the Dittos"

Pernell Sugarman, long-time coordinator of the Miss Mosquito County contest, devoted his life to being a queen maker. Yet a stranger in town seems determined to end the pomp and pageantry.

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