In this short collection you will learn:
Blood rituals are best left to the trained professionals.
Satan is a fan of cheap beer and pajama pants. In his spare time he will, if coaxed, usher in the apocalypse.
Guns actually are capable of killing people.
Breastfeeding is bad for the environment.
If you really wanted that finger back badly enough you would pray just a little harder.
Cancer has x-ray vision.
Chris wants an adventure and the Superbeast cannot die.
Esau just wants to be left alone with the spiders.
Pamela just wants to fly and eat the Tyrant.
Terry wants to know what it feels like to be alive again.

A peppering of micro essays (Blink and you will miss the creamy goodness)...
A smattering of short fiction (Consume in one sitting please as the contents are perishable.)

I can't take these guys and girls seriously and you shouldn't either. They are miscreants. The bottom of the barrel is represented here and for that I apologize.
A little blood
A little overuse of adverbs
It's all just good clean fun.

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• Literature & Fiction

• Publication Date: June 18, 2014
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 156 Pages
• File Size: 446 KB