What if Craig Robinson's bouncer character from "Knocked Up" wrote a memoir?
HEY DOORMAN is what that would be... Acclaimed writer, Haji Outlaw, goes under his pen name John P. Kildemm to chronicle Los Angeles night life.

Kildemm is a keen observer of people and it's from this place that this hilarious memoir comes.

Take a trip, not only into LA night life---a city that draws people from all across the globe---but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you'll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between.

??? JERRY SEINFELD - "I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doormen buddies."
Seinfeld episode, "The Doorman".

??? What do these three men have in common: Javier Bardem, Mickey Rourke, Samuel L. Jackson?
They were all doormen at one point or another!

HEY DOORMAN

• We started tracking this book on December 15, 2014.
• This book was $1.99 when we started tracking it.
• The price of this book has changed 25 times in the past 4,005 days.
• The current price of this book is FREE last checked 9 minutes ago.
• The lowest price to date was FREE last reached on December 2, 2025.
• This book has been FREE 10 times since we started tracking it.
• The highest price to date was $3.99 last reached on November 28, 2023.
• This book has been $3.99 3 times since we started tracking it.
• This book is currently at its lowest price since we started tracking it.

• Humor & EntertainmentHumorComedy
• FranceEssays
• FranceComedy

• Publication Date: December 10, 2014
• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 53 Pages
• File Size: 15 KB