He thinks he's a deadly time-travelling ninja. But, he's Barry Harris, and he still lives with his mum.
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Barry's been patient, but after 27 years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he's had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life's not done with throwing him curveballs. A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime.

With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer, and a raging inferno.

Perfect reading for fans of Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin, Tom Holt or Christopher Moore.

What the reviews are saying:

'I read it in one night. Quite a few times I laughed out loud and my husband had to ask me what was going on.'

'It's very rare to find a book that relates to my humor, this author got it spot on.'

'I've read a lot of first books since I got my Kindle and I have to say this is up there with the best.'

'The story oozes with a dark humour.'

'Very funny laugh out loud lines along with scenarios that make you cringe on behalf of poor Barry.'

'I was cracking up from the first line.'

'This book was roaring fun.'

'A Confederacy of Dunces across the pond with ninjas. And it totally works. The book was enjoyable and flat out hilarious.'

'There are so many wonderful and unpredictable gems in this book.'

'This is a fun, bizarre, and unique read that stretches the imagination.'

'A crazy journey into a dark and funny world.'

'You've got gardening, ninjas, Buddhism, bowel humour, time travel, violence and grannies. What's not to like?'

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• Science Fiction & Fantasy
• Teen & Young AdultHumor
• Literature & FictionAction & AdventureAdventure

• Publication Date: December 13, 2017
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 118 Pages
• File Size: 3,138 KB