Mark Twain meets Vonnegut in this witty and uplifting redemption romp that Kirkus Reviews (starred review) called "funny, wise and poignant". BlueInk Review (starred review) called it "quirky and picaresque" and said "Selraybob is lovable and easy-to-root-for."

Ne'er-do-well Selraybob is beaten down and uninspired. He spends his days on his lounger, drinking quarts of beer and talking to his buddy on the phone. Until, during his fed-up wife's long overdue kiss-off speech, Selraybob notices two clocks. They're seven minutes off. And he has an epiphany. Time, he decides, is a count. It's only a count.

Einstein was wrong!

Deep into his craw goes Time Theory, and with some help from his loyal friends Herm and Susy Liu Anne, Sel drags himself off of his lounger and out into the world of sensuous clock-fixers, secret Time conspiracies and librarians.

"Funny, touching, genius" -- BooksDirect

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