A heist gone south, an abandoned space colony, and a hungover space pirate facing off against fungal monstrosities -- while trying not to lose his breakfast.

Mark dreams of becoming a hero -- a Star Sailor, cruising across the galaxy, saving colonists, and giving rogue aliens what for. All he needs is a little cash to pay for the training, so when he gets the offer of a lifetime, he jumps at the chance.

A luxury hotel yacht. A group of wealthy executives. A quick score. What could possibly go wrong?

But when the yacht suddenly self-destructs, Mark's only option is to take an escape pod to a nearby colony planet -- along with the guests and crew he just tried to rob. Awkward...

On the surface they discover a deserted colony. Strange flower gardens hide even stranger creatures. Can Mark get the survivors to safety, or will the mysteries of Rosen-54 claim them all?

I Eat Mushrooms For Breakfast is a hilarious, fast-paced space adventure. Packed with bizarre alien creatures and unexpected heroes, this action-packed sci-fi romp is a must-read for anyone who loves thrills and laughs.

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• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireDark Comedy
• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireSatire

• Publication Date: June 1, 2024
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• Print Length: 316 Pages
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