From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

? Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

? How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

? Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

? Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

? Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

? Airlines serving up one hot mess

? Action figure Jesus

? Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

? And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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• Publication Date: August 29, 2009
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• Print Length: 254 Pages
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