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A caffeine-crazed boy-cycle, a singing log named Bump, stinky blue Fartleks, a barfing dog scientist, Dancing Danes, a King who loves to rap, and an overzealous Queen Bee... what else could possibly go wrong?!
Evan Jacobson hates chores, surprises, and basements.
When he accidentally breaks his mom's priceless crystal unicorn, he goes to the basement for glue and runs straight into the Washing Machine Monster. Evan panics, slips, and escapes through a hole in the wall that shouldn't exist.
On the other side is a strange world with secret tunnels, a narrator who won't shut up, and a massive, grouchy troll named Mr. Jenkinsen who thinks Evan is a criminal.
Now Evan has to survive monsters, trolls, and nonstop chaos while trying to find his way home -- before Queen Mother destroys everything he created... and keeps him locked inside his own imagination forever.
This fast, funny middle grade fantasy is packed with action, short chapters, and humor on every page. Perfect for ages 9-12 and great for reluctant readers.
Start the weirdest adventure ever today! Available in Kindle or print.
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