Days I hate: dentists days, windy days that play havoc with my hair, that day that comes round every month with it's migraine gift and eh, Valentine's Day.

Well, I don't really hate Valentine's Day. I just hate the fact that it always coincides with the times that I am boyfriend-free. Then again, Valentine's Day would probably say that applies to 364 other days of the year too. That's another reason why I don't like Valentine's Day, it always has a smart answer.

So Mister Valentine's Day, (it has to be a Mister as it's so annoying and has a smart mouth) I'm going to show you. I don't need a man to show me that I'm loved. I'm going out shopping, I'm going out for dinner, and I'm going to show the world how much I love me.

And chocolate. I really love chocolate.

So, I'm having a day for me and my one true love and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Chocolate fountain - here I come!

Holiday Fun Series

Book 1: My Valentine's Day
Book 2: St. Paddy's Day Disaster
Book 3: A Bunny Tale
Book 4: Sammy's Christmas List

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