When diplomacy fails... cheat.

Captured by a tribe of bugbears who plan to eat them after a friendly game of poker, Julian must rely on the only advantages he has left: a suspiciously marked deck of cards, a high Charisma score, and the fact that bugbears are terrible at math.

But surviving the bugbears is only the beginning.

After winning their freedom through a dangerously improvised wager, Julian and his companions stumble into something far worse: a nest of harpies who lure travelers to the top of a cliff with irresistible song -- and collect souvenirs from the losers.

Now Julian must bluff, cheat, improvise, and possibly sacrifice his dignity (and body parts) to keep the party alive.

Because in the world of Caverns & Creatures, victory rarely goes to the strongest hero.

It goes to the one who can lie the most convincingly.

Genital Harpies is a standalone comedic fantasy short story set in the world of Caverns & Creatures, the long-running series of irreverent LitRPG adventures filled with monsters, bad decisions, and heroes who really should know better.

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• Literature & FictionGenre FictionGameLit & LitRPG
• Science Fiction & FantasyFantasyHumorous
• Science Fiction & FantasyFantasySword & Sorcery

• Publication Date: February 27, 2016
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• Print Length: 53 Pages
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