DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!
A Funny Dating Advice Book for Women Who Want Love -- Not Relationship Horror Stories
If you've ever watched a scary movie and screamed, "DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!" -- congratulations.

You already understand modern dating.

You see the red flags.
You know that dark basement is a bad idea.
And yet... women keep walking straight into emotional chainsaw massacres.

Dating today feels like a horror film.

When women chase men, pay for dates, ignore red flags, drink through bad decisions, or give their hearts away too fast -- they're basically opening the creepy door and whispering, "Hello? Is anyone in here?"

Spoiler alert: someone is.
And he's trash.

Don't Go in That Room! is a hilarious dating advice book for women who want a good man -- and for men who want to deserve them.

Using classic horror movie mistakes as dating metaphors, this relationship guide teaches you how to spot danger early, avoid creeps, and stop sabotaging your own love life.

Think of it as a survival manual for modern dating.

Inside, you'll learn how to:

? Spot red flags before you get emotionally attached
? Separate boys from men
? Stop chasing emotionally unavailable partners
? Set boundaries that protect your heart
? Avoid creeps without scaring off good men
? Break toxic dating patterns
? Recover from bad relationships and move forward

Along the way, you'll follow horror-movie-inspired dating rules like:

RULE #1: Never Chase After Your Pet (Translation: Don't chase men.)
RULE #2: Never Go Where You'll Be Trapped (Stop meeting on his turf.)
RULE #3: Never Get Caught Unprepared (Protect your heart and your safety.)

This isn't soft advice.

It's funny, blunt, and practical guidance for women tired of relationship chaos and ready to stop starring in their own dating horror stories.

Whether you're single, dating, recovering from heartbreak, or wondering how you ended up texting a guy named Chad at 2 a.m., Don't Go in That Room! gives you simple rules to help you avoid emotional disasters -- and finally start choosing love that feels safe, respectful, and real.

Your dating life doesn't have to be a horror movie.

Close the creepy door.
Drop the bad habits.
And let this book help you walk toward healthier relationships.

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• Publication Date: December 10, 2016
• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 154 Pages
• File Size: 17 KB