?? NAZIS vs. NORDIC ALIENS: The Insane, Beer-Soaked, Sex-Charged Secret War That History Hid From You! ??

As World War II explodes across Europe, ordinary German soldier Hans Heinrich accidentally interrupts a midnight assassination attempt on Heinrich Himmler himself... and instantly becomes the most wanted man in two dimensions.

Thrust into a mind-shattering cosmic conspiracy, Hans and his foul-mouthed, womanizing brother-in-arms Herman are dragged across battlefields, brothels, and alien motherships in a desperate fight to stay alive.

But the real war isn't on Earth.

Deep beneath Antarctic ice and hidden in Nordic forests, our heroes uncover the ultimate forbidden truth: tall, godlike Nordic aliens have been secretly cross-breeding with humans for centuries, creating super-human hybrids to infiltrate and control both Axis and Allies. The Grays -- sinister puppet-masters -- pull Hans like a marionette through time and space, while the stunning alien duchess Relga wages a desperate rebellion to save humanity from total enslavement.

Joined by a rogue's gallery of unforgettable madmen:

• Otto, the Pervitin-crazed trucker who drives like a demon,

• Franz, the psychotic SS fanboy who wants Hans dead,

• Idit, the fierce Jewish resistance fighter who steals Hans's heart (and maybe his dog tags in a night of forbidden passion,

This is no ordinary war story.

This is OCCULT WWII + ALIEN CONSPIRACY + INTERDIMENSIONAL CHAOS on steroids.

Beer halls. Brothels. Black Sun rituals. Flying saucers over Berlin. Hybrid super-soldiers in SS uniforms.

Buckle up for the wildest, most politically incorrect, unapologetically pulpy alternate-history thrill ride ever written -- a breakneck saga of betrayal, bullets, and extraterrestrial seduction where the fate of humanity hangs on two drunken soldiers who just wanted to survive the week.

If you loved The Man in the High Castle, Inglourious Basterds, and ancient-astronaut conspiracy theories, this book will blow your mind and leave you screaming for more.

The shadow war behind the war starts NOW.
Are you ready to see what really happened in 1944?

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• Publication Date: August 9, 2017
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• Print Length: 228 Pages
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