Heroes come from humble beginnings, but a janitor from Idaho? Really??

Jim is in the process of ending his own life when a resident from the insane asylum he works at tosses him head over heels into the world of Cryptofauna. What is Cryptofauna? Well it's sorta like... in some ways it... it's basically a deadly game played in secret around the world that determines the future of humanity. Kinda.

In any case, Jim has to learn and learn fast if he wants to survive the strange new world of shape-shifting tricksters, man-eating tumors the size of carnival rides, and a mannerless redhead with his sights set on the apocalypse. Luckily, Jim doesn't have to do it alone. With a crack team of misfits that includes a 200 year-old Frenchwoman, a hitman with a drinking problem, and a dog named Mars, Jim's off to save all life on the planet. And maybe his own too, if there's time.

Let the game begin...

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• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireDark Comedy
• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireGeneral Humor

• Publication Date: December 7, 2018
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• Print Length: 279 Pages
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