It all started with the wrong Help Wanted ad. Of course it did.

I'm a professional fluffer. It's NOT what you think. I stage homes for a living. Real estate agents love me, and my work stands on its own merits.

Sigh. Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead. Laugh. I'll wait.

See? That's the problem. My career has used the term "fluffer" for decades. I didn't even know there was a more... lascivious definition of the term.

Until it was too late.

The ad for a "professional fluffer" on Craigslist seemed like divine intervention. My last unemployment check was in the bank. I was desperate. Rent was due. The ad said cash paid at the end of the day. The perfect job!

Staging homes means showing your best angle. The same principle applies in making a certain kind of movie.

Turns out a "fluffer" doesn't arrange decorative pillows on a couch. They arrange other soft, round-ish objects.

The job isn't hard. Er, I mean, it is -- it's about being hard. Or, well... helping other people to be hard.

Oh, man...
And that's the other problem. A man. No, not one of the stars on the movie set. Will Lotham - my high school crush.

The owner of the house where we're filming. Illegally. In a vacation rental.

By the time the cops show up, what I thought was just a great house staging gig turned into a nightmare involving pictures of me with an undressed star, Will rescuing me from an arrest, and a humiliating lesson in my own naivete.

My job turned out to be so much harder than I expected. But you know what's easier than I ever imagined?

Having all my dreams come true.

• We started tracking this book on February 2, 2019.
• This book was $3.99 when we started tracking it.
• The price of this book has changed 21 times in the past 2,288 days.
• The current price of this book is $5.99 last checked 13 hours ago.
• This book is at its lowest price in the past 90 days.
• This lowest price this book has been offered at in the past year is FREE.
• The lowest price to date was FREE last reached on September 7, 2023.
• This book has been FREE 4 times since we started tracking it.
• The highest price to date was $5.99 last reached on November 4, 2023.
• This book has been $5.99 6 times since we started tracking it.
• This book is currently at its highest price since we started tracking it.

• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireAmerican
• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireGeneral Humor

• Publication Date: April 30, 2019
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 284 Pages
• File Size: 28 KB