Planet of the Creeps is a twisted Cinderella story set in modern day NYC about blind dating, deceit, and the struggle to find true love in a sea of creepy men. Disclaimer: 'Creeps' is a comedy more so than a romance novel. Or dare say, an anti-romance novel? This is a book for the rest of us.

Cindy has been looking for love through Smitten, an online dating app, only to encounter one creep after another. She has a happy life living in NYC with her gay roommate, Barry, but she feels he's putting his own love life on hold for her sake. Then her younger sister gets engaged. She decides it's time to try again to find her own true love.

The CEO of Smitten, Lance, is facing declining subscribership and the Board wants his ouster. Lance truly believes women can't find matches because they're too picky. As a last-ditch effort, he develops a marketing scheme involving a contest for female users. A few lucky women will go on a series of blind dates for a hefty sum, in the hopes of improving Smitten's matching algorithm. He decides to pose as a waiter at the restaurant hosting the experiment to find out the truth and validate his position. Cindy accepts the invitation to participate.

Lance is a terrible waiter and the patrons treat him horribly. But Cindy becomes his beacon of happiness as the contest progresses. She treats him like a person and not a servant. He watches how she maintains a positive attitude despite several hilariously awful blind dates with the creepiest men. Soon, Lance starts to fall for her -- hard. Only, she doesn't know his true identity.

Can Lance win Cindy's love?
Or will he turn out to be the worst creep of them all? (Without giving away too much, most likely YES)

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• Publication Date: January 7, 2020
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• Print Length: 282 Pages
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