Christmas is nostalgia heaven for my family. (Unless you count the Christmas tree fire, which we won't... )

Mom owns more holiday decorations than twelve area malls combined. Dad prides himself on hand chopping the best live tree, while my older sister has perfected peppermint cookies to the point of unparalleled bliss, and my younger sister has memorized every Christmas carol with her fingers for a piano bash that goes on and on.

And on.

But this year, Christmas is different.

This year, the McCormick men are joining the Yankee Swap.

You know how it works, right? Bring the craziest gift you can possibly find, pick a number, open the presents in order, and play "steal the gift" until person number one gets the last chance to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

My husband, Declan, is on a mission to win. He's so sure he can find the absolutely, positively, unreservedly weirdest gift, and he's willing to go to any extreme to find it.

Any extreme.

That's right: He's going thrift store shopping with my mother. The billionaire and the queen of frugal are on a quest.

Only one can win.

And on Christmas evening, after we're stuffed silly, sung out, and the kids fall asleep, the adults will break out the bizarre presents and the alcohol. It'll be showtime.

Because there ain't no competition like a McCormick competition.

But the Jacoby family has a trick or ten up its sleeves, too.

Note: Short portions of this novel appeared in Australia: A Romance Anthology (which raised more than $100,000 USD for the wildfires there) and in Filthy 2, an audiobook-only anthology. These sections have been edited, new portions have been added, and this book is now an original, full novel with so much more in it.

Audiobook narrated by Audie award winners Tanya Eby and Zachary Webber!

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