SOMEONE EVIL IS DREAMING OF A RED CHRISTMAS

What would happen if the world of Hallmark Christmas movies collided with slasher movies like Black Christmas, Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Scream?

Mary Classen is the successful CEO of a booming tinsel company in the quiet town of Tinselvania, Maine. Perpetually single and surrounded by quirky friends and townspeople, her world is flipped upside down when Bright Harmon, a rising star in the competitive world of tinsel-selling, arrives from a New York City Christmas conglomerate to discuss a potential partnership.

Meanwhile, the town of Tinselvania is under attack by a bloodthirsty, maniacal serial killer dressed as a reindeer. Why are they here? What do they want? Can Mary and Bright balance a blossoming romance and stop a deranged murderer before it's too late?

SEE WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT MATT FORGIT'S YOU BETTER WATCH OUT:

"This is the single greatest thing ever written in the history of language." -- Matt's imaginary friend Darrell Q. Pumpkinshorts III
"Why can't you write about nice things?" -- Matt's grandma
"I like Elmo books much better." -- Matt's niece Sofia, age 5
"What is wrong with you?" -- Matt's dad
"You should have gone to law school like we wanted." -- Matt's mom
"Is this where the flash mob is meeting?" -- some random guy who just wants to dance
"We have a lot of things we need to talk about this week." -- Matt's therapist
"And people call me weird." -- Teri Spelling, professional Tori Spelling impersonator
"I laughed, I cried, I peed myself a little. Now can I have the $20 you promised me for giving your book a review?" -- the guy who plays Santa at the mall

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• Publication Date: December 5, 2021
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• Print Length: 273 Pages
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