Charlie has serious old girlfriend problems. They're being murdered.

The cops think retired blogger Charlie North is the killer. They want to see him fry.

Charlie needs to catch the killers before the cops, or the killers, catch him.

Charlie hires a stunning--and brilliant--private detective to help him investigate the murders. Good first move. As they dig up clues, Charlie reports their findings on his blog, naming names and naming everything.

The blogs go wildly viral.

The whole Internet is watching as Charlie and his PI track clues, rattle suspects, and dig deep into each murder. (Spoiler: killers and cops don't like going viral, at all.)

If you're in the mood for a quirky mystery with sharp twists, clean, dry humor, and a hero who refuses to age quietly, you've found your next read.

If you're a fan of Richard Osman, Robert Thorogood, Janet Evanovich, Carl Hiaasen, or anyone who knows murder should come with a side of mischief -- welcome to the club.

For sure, this book reads fast. Old guys like things fast.

Start reading now -- Charlie's running out of time.

WHAT READERS SAY

***** "I so enjoy these characters, they are smart, funny, and they take a murder mystery to a new level. I really enjoy the way this writer writes, there is wisdom there."

***** "It has a great cast of characters that one would love to have as friends."

***** "I must admit out of the thousands of mysteries I have read, none have ended this way. Well done!"

***** "A fast-paced, imaginative, and laugh-out-loud funny mystery."

***** "I'm in love with one of the old guys. I'm not telling which."

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• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireAmerican
• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireSatire
• Mystery, Thriller & SuspenseMysterySeries

• Publication Date: March 1, 2022
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• Print Length: 333 Pages
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