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NEW FOR 2023 WITH LOTS OF GREAT JOKES.
Welcome to A Very Necessary Wine Joke Book. Just in time for laughs and fun about our enjoyment of wine plus lots of extra jokes about Husbands, Dating, Dieting, Dads, Men, the Gym and Life!
The paperback makes a great gift for a friend or family member, or send a Kindle version to be read on their phone, Kindle or tablet.
Here's a sample of the jokes from the book:
~ I tried cooking with wine. It didn't go well, after 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen.
~ Me: How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? Him: I'm sorry, Ma'am, this is the supermarket wine aisle.
~ I went for a run today. It was a wine run, but I broke a sweat. I believe that counts.
~ Find out how loud your partner can scream by waking them up on a plane-flight while wearing your life jacket and oxygen mask.
~ Do not let a few glasses of wine serve as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes died in the making of the wine. Show some respect.
~ It's Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
~ A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. Oh, wait. Sorry, that's wine, wine does that.
~ Imagine, if you will, a world in which Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge to become known as YouTwitFace.
~ I love romantic walks... to the kitchen to get a glass of wine.
~ Got my first date of the year lined up. It's a court date but, hey, it's still a date and I'm dressing up.
~ I cook with wine. Sometimes I even put some in the food.
~ Hundreds of great jokes like these to enjoy.
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About the author: My name is Zack Halliday, I have been writing and performing comedy for many years. I had my own comedy group, 'The Cutting Edge,' that we started in Britain but then brought to America. We have been active in improv, theater and independent film. We strive to make high-quality comedy both original and entertaining. I hope you enjoy!
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