What do you do when a dating-app glitch gifts you a whole new identity?

If you're me -- a newly dumped, emotionally melting, extra-anchovies kind of girl -- you roll with it...
And accidentally have the hottest, boldest, dirtiest phone sex of your life with your longtime crush who also got stuck with a fake identity.

Oops. And also... YES, PLEASE.

It starts the night my BFF forces me onto a dating app to "get back out there." I'm still clutching my breakup pizza like a life raft when she enters my profile. Meanwhile, sinfully sexy Gianno Capra -- the man I've crushed on since forever -- is working the counter at Capra Pizza and flirting like he has nothing better to do than destroy my pulse rate.

Fast-forward to later that week:
Gianno walks into our matchmaking restaurant looking like an Italian god poured into a custom-tailored suit. I show up in a red dress that hugs every curve I normally try to hide. The chemistry is instant combustion.

Then we realize the unbelievable truth:

We're each other's dates.
Under fake names.
Matched to each other.

Cue the universe snickering.

Instead of deleting the app and pretending none of this ever happened, we lean into the chaos. Our alter-egos are bold. Flirty. Wicked. And wildly uninhibited. And technically, it's not me sending those dirty 2 a.m. texts... it's "the other girl." And it's not Gianno responding -- it's "the other guy."

What could possibly go wrong when two people hide behind fake names while falling dangerously hard for the real person on the other end?

His Large Pizza launches my Chef's Gone Wild series -- hot, spicy, hilariously messy, and served with a heaping side of big-family banter. Grab a slice and settle in... things are about to get delicious.

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