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It started as a harmless dog walk.
One tangled lead.
One muddy moment.
And by nightfall, one man publicly branded a menace.
After a routine walk in Marston Woods goes spectacularly wrong, David finds himself tried and convicted on social media by the very dog-walking community he thought he belonged to. No crime committed. No facts established. Just outrage -- and a reputation in free fall.

"A story for our time." ?????
"I laughed out loud and cried in equal parts." ?????

Determined to clear his name, David joins a protest against the closure of the woods. But when a radical environmental group hijacks the demonstration, chaos escalates, the police move in, and David becomes an unwilling symbol of a movement he barely understands.

"The best book I've read in a very long time." ?????

As his notoriety grows, David reconnects with Alice, another pandemic refugee from London. Drawn together by shared loss, she remains cautious -- insisting that David confront the failures of his marriage before she'll trust him with her heart.
Then everything unravels.
A climate protest turns violent.
A dog is seized and locked away.
David wakes up in hospital with life-changing injuries -- and the truth about his marriage finally becomes impossible to ignore.
When David returns to Marston, the real reason behind the woods' closure emerges -- one that casts the entire scandal in a disturbing new light.

"If there's a dog in your life, you'll love this story." ?????

A sharp, darkly funny novel about cancel culture, protest movements, reputation, and the unintended consequences of moral certainty.

Perfect for readers who enjoy:

• Contemporary satire

• Dark comedy with bite

• Social commentary

• Flawed characters and modern dilemmas

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• Literature & FictionGenre FictionFriendship
• Crafts, Hobbies & HomeAnimal Care & PetsDogs
• Humor & EntertainmentHumorMen, Women & Relationships

• Publication Date: October 15, 2022
• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 289 Pages
• File Size: 708 KB