Tim only wanted one thing: a quiet place in the woods to take a leak.

Unfortunately, he picked the wrong tree.

After accidentally pissing on the face of a recently awakened forest spirit, Tim and his companions find themselves trapped in a woodland where every tree shares the same angry mind.

The price of their freedom?

Kill the dire badgers destroying the forest's roots.

The problem?

The badgers are enormous.
They're fast.
They're extremely hungry.
And their father is a lonely druid who may or may not have... complicated history with their mother.

Now Tim, Julian, Dave, and Cooper must find a way to survive:

? an army of giant badgers
? an entire forest that can grab them at any moment
? and a druid who probably shouldn't be left alone with wildlife

In the world of Caverns & Creatures, even the trees have opinions -- and they really don't like being peed on.

If you enjoy irreverent fantasy, ridiculous quests, tabletop RPG humor, and heroes with extremely questionable judgment, this short adventure will fit you like a soiled loincloth.

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• Publication Date: August 28, 2023
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• Print Length: 43 Pages
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