Over three-hundred of Stan Nelson's short bits of pointless comedy, humorous satire, and moronic social observations are collected here in one giant steaming pile titled CITIZEN DWEEB: Dog Poop for the Sole.

With topics such as, all you can eat buffets, self diagnosed diseases, bodily functions, wedgies, and hundreds more. It is also worth noting, there is extra emphasis on bodily functions.

While Stan hopes you soak your seat with laughter or marvel at the wit in his ultra-short stories, he also realizes that is a little far fetched, so he will settle for a handful of giggles and a few smirks.
He's also not ruling out that there is a chance that you may hurl your lunch in disgust or call him a yammering moron.

So if you're not the squeamish type and you're up for some chuckles, then check it out.
Here's a peek inside.
• A popular rule of thumb while driving is to keep your hands at the 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock positions on the steering wheel. Is that p.m. to a.m.? or a.m. to p.m.? I need to know, that's a difference of half of a day. I can't be driving around twelve hours late for everything.

• It's common knowledge that dogs, cats, and many other animals, and now that I think about it, most men mark their territory by urinating in the area that they want to claim as their own. Which leads me to this question. Did dinosaurs do that?

• Today is December 10th, but in reality it's actually January 344th.

• If you were in a fight with a clown and he had you in a headlock. Wouldn't you have the urge to try and reach back and honk his nose?

• In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, your seat cushion may be used as a floatation device, or more likely it will be used as a wonderful little personal space to physically express your total utter fear of dying by soaking it with warm bodily fluids and excrement.

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• FranceComedy

• Publication Date: August 24, 2024
• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 77 Pages
• File Size: 271 KB