What happens when overthinking realtor Laurie is taught by magazine listicles and the Internet to find a man? She hides the bodies of her rejects beneath the finest Maryland properties. Laurie is the ultra-relatable protagonist who is ready to strangle the romantic comedy genre and finish it off with one of her many outlandish murder weapons, such as a raw chicken tenderloin in Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. This spicy dark comedy brings validation to the masses who are repressing their most cringe-worthy dating tales.

Marley Free delivers a hilarious yet sinister twist on the modern romantic comedy in Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. This twisted romp through a young woman's adventures in dating is as fun as it is grotesque. A perfect read or listen for fans of Kepnes' You, West's Shrill, and Yoder's Nightbitch.

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• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireDark Comedy

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