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Tired of office life but not quite ready to quit and raise goats in the mountains? This book is your hilarious (and HR-approved) coping mechanism.
If you've ever wanted to scream during a meeting but smiled instead, keep reading.
Whether you're dodging tasks like a ninja, surviving the Monday meeting that could've been an email, or pretending to be productive while sipping your third coffee, this book gets it. It's the ultimate coworker gift, perfect for funny coworker gag gifts, novelty office gifts, and anyone who's ever replied, "Sounds good!" while dying inside.
Forget the foul-mouthed, cheaply printed joke books with 60 pages of recycled internet memes. HR-Approved Ways to Say Things I Can't Say Out Loud at Work delivers real wit, clever sarcasm, and actual funny workplace humor -- minus the profanity and HR headaches.
Here's just a small taste of what's brewing inside:
• Foolproof phrases to escape work you never signed up for (without sounding lazy)
• Corporate email templates that say "no" while sounding like "of course!"
• Legendary corporate phrases -- and what they really mean
• Phrases to sound like a genius in meetings -- especially when you have no clue what's going on
• Ready-to-use responses for those after-hours emails that crush your will to live
• Strategies for surviving the office WhatsApp group without faking your own disappearance
• Templates for quitting (just in case) and for replying to fake compliments with fake enthusiasm
• And yes, a heartfelt tribute to the coffee machine, our one true office ally
Still thinking, "But is this really for me?" Let's crush those doubts:
Worried about offensive language? This book keeps it classy. No vulgarity, no C-words, no HR complaints. Just funny HR gifts that even your manager can laugh at (if they have a soul).
Think it might be too long or serious? Not here. You'll laugh, relate, and read it in one sitting -- then pass it around the office.
Afraid it's just fluff? Nope. It's packed with clever, practical, and painfully accurate content. Funny AND useful.
Tired of books that feel like cheap printouts? This one's well-structured, well-written, and built to be a perfect gag gift for work or a funny Secret Santa coworker gift.
Whether it's for Secret Santa, a birthday, or to keep your team laughing instead of crying, this book is the ultimate gag gift for work and a must-have in any collection of funny office gifts for adults.
If you're ready to survive the corporate jungle with sarcasm and style, scroll up and click "Add to Cart" now.
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