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Slightly Vulgar. Totally Ridiculous. Deeply Unqualified to Save the Galaxy.
When two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer, their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny, a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff, finally gets his "I told you so" moment - dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most chaotic, side-splitting space adventure of the century.
Before they can say "We come in peace," the two are hurtling through the cosmos, dodging trigger-happy lizard people, getting seduced by a telepathic blue alien, suffering abuse from their ship's snarky AI, and discovering that not only is Bigfoot real - he's also the galaxy's worst prison warden. Oh, and they might be humanity's only hope against total annihilation. No pressure.
A fast-paced, irreverent, and wildly entertaining sci-fi comedy, UFO Farmers is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Resident Alien, Futurama, and The Orville.
UAPs, UFOs, non-human intelligence, ancient aliens and conspiracy theories are hilariously sent-up as this book tackles life's biggest questions - Are we alone? Who's really in charge? Why do tacos taste different in zero gravity? - and answers them with gut-busting hilarity.
If you like your space adventures ridiculous, action-packed, and a little bit inappropriate - congratulations, you've found your next favorite book.
Warning: Reading UFO Farmers may cause sudden bursts of laughter, loss of faith in government cover-ups, and an uncontrollable urge to scan the night sky for "drones" and "weather balloons."
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