A hilarious and heartwarming short story told from the perspective of a baby genius -- because someone has to make sense of this ridiculous world.

Sage is seven months old. She drools. She babbles. She's stuck in a highchair that squeaks when she thinks too hard. But behind those wide eyes and wobbly limbs lies a mind sharper than most adults on their second cup of coffee.

In Confessions of a Tiny Genius, Sage takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of early development -- grappling with philosophical questions, decoding parental behavior, and forming alliances with overlooked toys. From bath-time diplomacy to the first sparks of inter-baby communication (BabbleNet, anyone?), she's determined to survive and reshape the world -- one nap at a time.

Perfect for fans of observational comedy, witty short fiction, or parents who suspect their child might be silently judging them.

? A short, comedic read
? Ideal for fans of clever narrators, baby humor, and modern satire
? Great gift for new parents, grandparents, or anyone who's ever looked at a baby and thought, What are you thinking in there?

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• Parenting & RelationshipsParentingBabies & ToddlersInfants
• FranceParenting & Families

• Publication Date: April 23, 2025
• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
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• Print Length: 104 Pages
• File Size: 12 KB