? Do you wish you could poop faster? ?

Are you tired of sitting on the toilet FOREVER, reading shampoo bottles, counting tiles, and wondering if you'll ever get out?
Do you want to spend less time in the bathroom and more time having fun?
How to Poop Faster: Tips, Tricks, and Tools for a Faster Flush is the book you never knew you needed!

This book is your ultimate bathroom buddy!
Packed with funny stories, cool science, and super-easy tips, you'll discover:

• The secret foods and drinks that make your poop zoom out like a rocket ?

• The best way to sit (hint: it's not just plopping down!)

• Magic breathing tricks that help your poop slide out with no sweat

• What to do if you're stuck in a weird bathroom, at a friend's house, or even on vacation

• How to become a Bathroom Speed Champion -- at home, school, or anywhere in the world!

• How to avoid embarrassing moments and keep your bathroom smelling fresh

• Why everyone poops (yes, even your teacher and your grandma!) and why it's nothing to be embarrassed about

Perfect for kids, families, and anyone who wants to spend less time on the potty and more time living life!

You'll laugh, you'll learn, and you'll never look at bathroom breaks the same way again.
Get in, get out, feel great -- and become the fastest pooper in your house!

Buy your copy now and join the Bathroom Speed Champions!
Because life's too short to sit and wait for poop. ??

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• Print Length: 215 Pages
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