Ever reheated your tea three times and still forgot to drink it? Burnt Toast & Missed Texts is a funny, honest collection of ADHD essays about time blindness, burnout, and daily chaos. For every neurodivergent adult who's ever ghosted a chat by accident -- or bought 4 planners to feel in control.

Inside you'll find:

• Funny ADHD stories about time blindness, object permanence, and routines that never stood a chance

• Honest reflections on burnout, shame purchases, planner obsession spirals, and emotional dysregulation

• Relatable moments of chaos and compassion for the neurodivergent mind that works differently -- not wrong, just... unique

• Full Color Illustrations for each section of the book

This isn't a productivity manual. It's a mirror. A hug. A warm distraction. Whether you're self-diagnosed, newly diagnosed, or just chronically overwhelmed, these stories are a reminder that you're not the only one. That someone else has been there. That your brain is not broken -- it's just wired with a little extra sparkle.

You are not a mess. You are a masterpiece in progress.
And yes, the toast was supposed to be that burnt.

Makes a thoughtful and funny gift for ADHD adults, neurodivergent friends, or anyone who lives with a browser full of open tabs and a heart full of feelings.

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• Print Length: 235 Pages
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