"Why would anyone write a book telling people not to buy it?"
Oh, we asked ourselves that too.

And then we did it anyway.

Welcome to "Think - Don't buy this book" the intentionally terrible, side-splittingly funny anti-book that dares to ask: "Why are you still reading this?"

What's Inside?


• Funny anti book chapter that tries to escape

• Advice you should never follow

• Jokes about how bad the book is

• A full page begging you to burn it

• And one surprisingly useful life tip (buried somewhere)

• Gag gift

• Bad advice book

• Absurd comedy

• Satirical humor

• A few sneaky twists and surprises

Perfect For:

• People who love bad decisions

• Anyone who laughs at nonsense

• Friends who need a wake-up call

• Coworkers who need a break

• Parents who have read everything else

• Anyone who ever Googled "Is pineapple on pizza okay?"

• Pranks Gifts

• Office humor

• Book lovers who hate everything

• Anyone who loves been confused by what they bought

Warning: This book may cause spontaneous laughter, mild disappointment, and questioning of life choices.

We tried to warn you, but hey, you've probably already clicked "Add to Cart."

Enjoy the chaos.

• We started tracking this book on October 26, 2025.
• This book was $0.00 when we started tracking it.
• The price of this book has changed one time in the past 4 days.
• The current price of this book is $3.99 last checked 20 hours ago.
• This book is currently at its highest price since we started tracking it.

• Humor & EntertainmentHumorComedy
• FranceComedy

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• Print Length: 57 Pages
• File Size: 13 KB