Dracula has survived centuries of vampire hunters, angry mobs, and the occasional wooden stake -- but nothing prepared him for the horror of going viral.

After hundreds of years of peace and quiet, Count Dracula's castle is invaded by selfie-snapping tourists and ghost-hunting influencers. When the ancient vampire finally storms into town to reclaim his fearsome reputation... everyone thinks he's just a brilliant cosplayer in a costume.

Now, thanks to being livestreamed mid-spell, he's an unexpected internet celebrity and the reluctant star of Valcronis' first-ever Vampire Festival.

His only hope of navigating modern chaos (and maybe getting his privacy back)?


• Marki: An eight-year-old ally who's way too excited about having a vampire best friend and convinced Dracula needs help adjusting.

• Grandma Rosie: A tea-wielding grandmother who keeps the vampire, the mayor, and the whole town in check with warmth and common sense.

• The Mayor: Who's more focused on tourism gold than the possibility that his star performer might actually be... real.

As the festival spirals into full-blown vampire mania -- complete with a fame-hungry influencer hunter chasing his every move -- Dracula must make a choice: hide in the shadows forever, or embrace the madness and maybe discover that the 21st century isn't entirely dreadful (just mostly).

A hilarious and heartwarming twist on a legendary tale, perfect for fans of funny fantasy, spooky adventures, found family, and classic monsters stumbling through modern misadventures. Get ready for plenty of garlic, giggles, and goth flair!

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• Teen & Young AdultHistorical Fiction

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• Print Length: 123 Pages