I'll Declutter Tomorrow (Probably): One Sock, One Decision, and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves
Tomorrow is the ultimate safe word for the chronically overwhelmed. It's where motivation lives rent-free, where the laundry folds itself, and where you finally become the person who owns labeled bins and a working label maker.

Spoiler: Tomorrow is a liar.

In this laugh-out-loud collection of essays, Morgan Procrastinova drags you through the archaeological dig of your own apartment -- past the 2012 jeans still waiting for an apology from your metabolism, the bread maker that's never made bread, and the single sock staging a one-item protest since 2023.

With zero judgment and maximum citrus-vanilla candle energy, she exposes the emotional hoarding behind every junk drawer, the Strategic Avoidance Productivity? of wiping one counter, and why your closet is basically a museum of almost-yous.

But this isn't another minimalist manifesto. It's permission to start microscopic, messy, and today -- because the only version of you who can actually declutter is the one holding the coffee-stained mug right now.

Start small. Start messy. Start anyway.
(Or, you know... tomorrow. Probably.)

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