A brutally honest, laugh?out?loud poetry collection for anyone who's tired of dating, done with delusion, and allergic to bare?minimum effort.
Love is exhausting -- and this book knows it. If you've ever fallen for mixed signals, survived a situationship, or sworn off dating apps for the 47th time, these poems are your people.

This collection won't fix your love life, but it will make you laugh about it. Inside, you'll find 80 sharp, witty, and painfully relatable poems about modern romance, emotional gymnastics, red flags, and the chaos of caring too much for someone who barely texts back.

Perfect for the romantically exhausted, the heartbreak?recovered, the Valentine's?Day?averse, and anyone who prefers honesty with a side of humor.

A compact 5.25 × 8?inch edition -- perfect for tossing in your bag.

What You'll Find Inside

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Snarky, punchy poems about love, heartbreak, and delusion

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Relatable humor about dating apps, ghosting, and "almost relationships"

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Petty truths, emotional clarity, and a sprinkle of villain?era energy

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A perfect gift for single friends, ex?survivors, and anyone who needs a laugh

Great For Readers Who Love:

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Funny poetry collections

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Modern breakup books

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Anti?romance humor

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Quick, binge?able reads

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Gifts for Galentine's Day, breakups, or "just because he was trash" moments

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• Literature & FictionHumor & SatireSatire
• Humor & EntertainmentHumorSatire
• Humor & EntertainmentHumorMen, Women & Relationships

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• Print Length: 83 Pages
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