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He Didn't Book a Cruise to Relax. He Booked It to Complain.
Walter is The Grumpy Old Man, and somehow -- against his better judgment -- he's ended up on a cruise ship.
Packed with cheerful passengers, endless activities, and the relentless promise of "fun," this floating resort quickly becomes Walter's worst nightmare. From mandatory smiles and towel animals to buffet lines that defy logic and loud announcements that interrupt perfectly good silence, every moment at sea offers a new reason to grumble.
And Walter takes notes.
Inside This Book, You'll Find:
? Relentless observations about cruise ship life
? The unspoken horror of group activities and themed nights
? The buffet problem (why is it always crowded?)
? Overly friendly staff, confusing schedules, and suspiciously cheerful passengers
? A grumpy man trying -- unsuccessfully -- to enjoy himself
Told through sharp humor, dry wit, and painfully relatable complaints, The Grumpy Old Man Goes On A Cruise Ship is a clean, laugh-out-loud comedy for anyone who has ever thought:
"This would be great... if people weren't involved."
Perfect For Readers Who Love:
? Clean humor with no crude language
? Short, punchy chapters that are easy to pick up and put down
? Observational comedy about modern life
? Travel humor without the travel envy
? Laughing at vacations gone wrong
Whether you love cruises, hate cruises, or would rather stay home arguing with the thermostat, this book delivers nonstop laughs from embarkation to disembarkation.
Because sometimes the best vacations are the ones you survive.
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